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(Bill Haley and the Comets) ♪ One,
two, three o'clock, four o'clock rock
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♪ Five, six, seven
o'clock, eight o'clock rock
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♪ Nine, ten, eleven
o'clock, twelve o'clock rock
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ Put your glad
rags on, join me, hon
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♪ We'll have some fun
when the clock strikes one
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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♪ When the clock
strikes two, three, and four
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♪ If the band slows
down, we'll yell for more
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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(guitar solo)
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♪ When the chimes
ring five, six, and seven
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♪ We'll be right
in seventh heaven
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock, till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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♪ When the clock strikes
twelve, we'll cool off then
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♪ Start a-rockin'
'round the clock again
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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Hi.
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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Oh, yeah, yeah. That
engine sounds nice.
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Hey, it don't sound nice.
Nat King Cole sounds nice.
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This engine sounds fast.
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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Ralph, what did you do to
your car? It sounds really fast.
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Fonzie fixed it up.
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It can lay rubber in three
gears, not counting reverse.
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My mother could outrun that heap
with her good leg tied behind her.
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BOY: Oh, hey.
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Oh, yeah?
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That's telling him, Ralph.
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Hey, Malph, why don't you put
your motor where your mouth is?
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Hey, Skizzy's challenging
Ralph to a drag race.
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- He is?
- Yeah, 7:00 tonight at the airport road.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well...
Yeah, I'd run you, Skiz,
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but, um, well, dragging's
against the law.
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[CLUCKING]
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Well, since you put
it that way, you're on.
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GIRL: Oh, yeah. FONZIE: Cool it.
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Now, uh, Ralph ain't
ever raced before.
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Yeah? Then he'll
learn the hard way.
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Uh, maybe you're
gonna learn the hard way.
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What's that mean?
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That means that Ralph here
ain't gonna drive tonight. I am.
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BOY: Oh, hey.
- Can you drive Ralph's car?
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[CHANTING] Two bits,
four bits, six bits a dollar.
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AN for Fonzie stand
and holler. Yeah!
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Why does she do that?
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You know, she's a cheerleader.
They do that all the time.
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Man, she must be
murder on a date.
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With you driving,
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this has gotta be the greatest
drag race of the century.
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Hey, hey, hey, half greatest.
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That banana Skizzy is in it.
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BOY: Come on. RALPH: Right.
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- What'll it be, fellas?
- Nothing, we're just talking.
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Ordering three nothings is
not going to thrill the boss.
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"Ordering three nothings
is not gonna thrill the boss."
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- Well, I'll have a lime rickey.
- That will thrill him.
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RALPH: I really
dig Skizzy's girl.
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In fact, I dig all
the Assorted Nuts.
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- They're really a tough club.
- Yeah.
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I used to date Chestnut.
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RALPH: You kidding
me? FONZIE: Yeah.
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She's the best nut.
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How's it going?
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You know, Skizzy's girl, she
reminds me of some movie star.
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Yeah, what's her name?
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- I don't know.
- I know her. Her name's Jean.
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I'd go over there and make
some time, but she's with Skizzy.
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FONZIE: Oh, yeah? Not anymore.
- Huh?
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I mean, uh, now's your chance.
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Oh, uh, I don't know.
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While you're over there, ask her
what movie star she reminds me of.
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RICHIE: Hi.
- Oh, hi, Robby.
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Richie.
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Are you going to the drag race?
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Sure, I'm gonna ride
in the car with Skizzy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, don't we have
the same lunch period?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Hey, you know, I noticed that you
eat a lot of tuna fish in the cafeteria.
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Well, yeah, I heard it
makes your hair soft.
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- Oh, really?
- Sure, it's the oil in the tuna. Feel.
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Hey, Cunningham, what's
with your hands today?
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At first you put them on my car,
and now I find them on my girl.
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Well, we were just, uh... We
were just discussing tuna fish.
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Oh, and you thought
her hair was a net.
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That's it. That's it,
Annette. Annette Funicello.
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You put mouse ears on her,
you couldn't tell them apart.
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CHUCK: Hey, little
brother, that's 16 to 14.
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- Hey, what's shaking?
- Potsie, you're looking pretty snazzy.
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Well, I had to go to
the airport with my folks.
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My father was winner of Tri-State
Oil's clean restroom award,
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so they got a free
weekend in Atlantic City.
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Potsie's staying over at our
house while his folks are gone.
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Fine, Pots. Come
on, Richie, move.
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Hey, go, Rich.
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Hey, Joanie, you're
interrupting my lay-up.
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- Sorry.
- Hey, wait.
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Did I miss anything
good today at Arnold's?
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- Yeah. You know Skizzy
Scharlach? POTSIE: Yeah.
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He challenged Ralph Malph to a
drag race out at the airport road.
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That's cool.
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Fonzie is driving Ralph's car.
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It'll be drag-racing
history. Let's be there.
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RICHIE: Oh, come on.
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Wow. That's 20-14. Game.
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Look, I gotta get back
to dorm. See you, Potsie.
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- See you later, Chuck.
- Oh, man, I couldn't hit a shot.
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I mean, he really
clobbered me this time.
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Why, 20-14 isn't so bad.
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He spotted me 14
points before we started.
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Oh.
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Hey, Rich, uh, are you
sure it's cool that I stay here?
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Why wouldn't it be?
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I don't know, every time I
come over to your house,
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I feel like your father's
always avoiding me.
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He's always going to the
bathroom to wash his hands.
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I never noticed that before.
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All I know is, whenever
I leave your house,
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your father always
has wrinkled fingers.
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Look, I better be making
tracks. Gotta pack.
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- See you later, alligator.
- All right.
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I'm not gonna be a baton twirler,
I'm gonna be a basketball player.
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Think fast.
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- A guest is a guest.
- I don't consider Potsie a guest.
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He's been over here so often,
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sometimes I think we bought
this house with him already in it.
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I think it's nice that Richard
has his friends stay over.
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- Help me, dear.
- Oh, sure.
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I'll bet he wears that same shirt
with the blue and white stripes.
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Every time he comes to this
house, he wears the same shirt.
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What are you doing, Daddy?
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Well, your mother
wouldn't dance with me.
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[KNOCKING]
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Hey, Potsie, come on in.
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- Uh, everything cool?
- Sure.
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Hey, you know, the
drag race starts at 9:00.
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- We should get there
by 8:30. RICHIE: Hi, Mom.
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POTSIE: Oh, hi, Mrs. C.
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- Hello, Potsie.
- Uh, where's Mr. C.?
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He stopped by the
bathroom to wash his hands.
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What'd I tell you?
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- His hands were probably dirty.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, hi, Mr. C.
- Potsie.
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- Nice shirt.
- Oh, thanks.
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Mmm, Mrs. C., this is the
best dinner I've ever had.
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Thank you.
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Gee, Potsie, you should
act this nice all the time.
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Then people wouldn't
think you're such a nerd.
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Joanie.
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RICHIE: Thanks.
JOANIE: They wouldn't.
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HOWARD: What have
you got planned for tonight?
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Oh, just gonna do some homework.
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They never give us
enough time for that stuff.
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I had plenty of time
to do my homework.
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Wasn't there a lot
less to learn back then?
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Not that much less, Marion.
And I took time to play football.
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You played football?
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- Howard once got into a game.
- Hmm.
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- I recovered a fumble.
- Wasn't it your own fumble, dear?
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Marion.
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I bet you were
some athlete, Mr. C.
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Did you ever play
against Jim Thorpe?
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Jim Thorpe played high
school football in 1906.
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You didn't play
against him then, huh?
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I gotta wash my hands.
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Couldn't you speed it up, huh?
We're supposed to meet Ralph.
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Hey, Potsie, maybe you'd know.
If you use the same footnote twice,
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do you use op. Cit. Or ibid.?
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- I don't use footnotes.
- Thanks a lot.
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Hey, Rich. Look.
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RICHIE: Huh?
- Look.
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- I'll see you later.
- No, wait. Come help me. Don't go.
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[WHISPERING] Pick
something up, will you?
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Okay.
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Ready? Open it.
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[SCREAMING]
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RICHIE: Ralph.
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Ralph.
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- It's only me, guys.
- What are you doing here?
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Listen, Fonzie had a
rush job at the garage.
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So the time's been
changed to midnight.
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Oh, that's pretty late.
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Oh, hey, I'm sorry if it interferes
with your beddie-bye time.
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Don't worry, Ralph,
we'll be there.
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Hey, you can catch a
ride with Burt. Okay?
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Hey, I gotta go over and
tell Frankie. I'll see you.
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POTSIE: Yeah.
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These two-storey
houses are killing me.
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Potsie, Why'd you
tell him we'd be there?
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I don't think my parents are
gonna let us out of the house.
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- Don't sweat it. We'll sneak out.
- Sneak out.
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Sure. If we get caught, it's worth
any punishment they can dish out.
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That's easy for you to say.
Your father's in Atlantic City.
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Ha, that's right, baby.
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Think fast.
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[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
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MAN [ON TV]: Tune in next
week for part two of our story,
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when Eliot Ness meets
Frank Nitti face to face.
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- I love The Untouchables.
- Oh, it's always exciting.
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Tonight especially. You
know, for a minute there,
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I thought I saw Eliot
Ness move his mouth.
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- I guess we better hit the books, huh?
- Oh, yeah, right.
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Come on, Rich, let's sneak out.
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We'll be the only ones within
50 miles who won't be at the race.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Rich, Fonzie is
driving against Skizzy.
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It's worth anything to see that.
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- It's too risky.
- Oh, Rich.
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- Jean will be there.
- So?
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So you got a crush on her.
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I do not.
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Oh, Rich.
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You know, it might
not be all that risky.
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Now we're cooking
with gas. Come on.
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Now what are you doing?
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Putting on a little
aftershave lotion.
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For a drag race?
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I hope it's essence
of burning rubber.
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- After you.
- Okay.
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Howard? Howard.
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HOWARD: What is it, Marion?
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The boys aren't in their room.
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HOWARD: I'll be out in a minute.
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They aren't anywhere in the
house. Did you see them leave?
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00:13:55,942 --> 00:13:57,450
HOWARD: Not from here, Marion.
236
00:13:57,611 --> 00:13:59,034
I bet I know where they went.
237
00:13:59,196 --> 00:14:02,294
I bet they snuck out to the
drag races at airport road.
238
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,587
HOWARD: Did I hear
someone mention a drag race?
239
00:14:04,745 --> 00:14:07,630
Howard, you have to run out and
find them before they get into trouble.
240
00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:10,924
HOWARD: I can't run out
anywhere right now, Marion.
241
00:14:17,136 --> 00:14:18,690
Ralph, where's Fonzie?
242
00:14:18,847 --> 00:14:21,101
Don't worry. He's doing some
last-minute work on my rod.
243
00:14:21,266 --> 00:14:22,394
Oh, oh, yeah.
244
00:14:23,102 --> 00:14:24,989
[CAR APPROACHING]
245
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:28,741
[ENGINE REVVING]
246
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:38,548
Hey, I don't see Fonzie,
uh, maybe he's chicken.
247
00:14:39,873 --> 00:14:42,971
- Don't count on it, Skiz.
- We'll see.
248
00:14:46,924 --> 00:14:49,558
- Hi, Jean.
- Oh, hi, Richie.
249
00:14:49,719 --> 00:14:52,567
- Listen, uh, good luck tonight.
- Thanks.
250
00:14:52,723 --> 00:14:54,277
Is that you smelling like that?
251
00:14:54,434 --> 00:14:57,484
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I just put on
a little aftershave, you know?
252
00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:00,744
It's nice. Skizzy always
smells like gasoline.
253
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:05,457
Oh, well, I believe a guy should
try and smell his best at all times.
254
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,455
Gasoline is Skizzy's best.
255
00:15:09,036 --> 00:15:10,210
BOY: There's Fonzie.
256
00:15:10,371 --> 00:15:13,718
[CHEERING]
257
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,592
RALPH: All right, Fonzie.
258
00:15:17,755 --> 00:15:20,260
Starting to sweat,
huh, Skiz, huh? Fire.
259
00:15:21,301 --> 00:15:22,975
Okay, you guys ready? Ready?
260
00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:26,401
Hey, wait a minute.
He can't start the race.
261
00:15:31,356 --> 00:15:33,361
- Why not?
- Because, dummy,
262
00:15:33,525 --> 00:15:35,198
he's prejudiced. He'll cheat.
263
00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:37,373
How is he gonna
cheat, you turkey?
264
00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:41,043
Throw himself in front
of your fast, fast rod?
265
00:15:41,953 --> 00:15:43,163
SKIZZY: Look,
266
00:15:43,329 --> 00:15:47,092
I want another starter or I don't
drag. Get somebody who's honest.
267
00:15:47,251 --> 00:15:51,096
- All right, who's here that's honest?
- I am.
268
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,019
ALL: Ah.
269
00:15:54,302 --> 00:15:55,975
All right, Cunningham.
Cunningham.
270
00:15:56,137 --> 00:15:58,558
JEAN: He's honest.
- Okay by me.
271
00:16:00,644 --> 00:16:04,239
Oh, uh, listen, you see, uh...
272
00:16:04,857 --> 00:16:07,871
I never started a drag
race before, you know? I...
273
00:16:08,027 --> 00:16:09,321
It's all right.
274
00:16:09,488 --> 00:16:15,665
All you gotta do is
say ready, set, go,
275
00:16:15,829 --> 00:16:19,674
and drop that flag. Got it?
276
00:16:24,215 --> 00:16:25,259
All right.
277
00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:29,348
[ENGINES REVVING]
278
00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:31,353
BOY: Okay.
279
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:34,985
[BREAKS SQUEAKING]
280
00:16:35,146 --> 00:16:37,448
[ENGINES REVVING]
281
00:16:46,785 --> 00:16:48,079
Ready,
282
00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:52,001
set...
283
00:16:53,502 --> 00:16:55,305
HOWARD: Richard.
- Dad.
284
00:16:55,463 --> 00:16:58,347
Hey, wait a minute.
What is this?
285
00:16:58,508 --> 00:17:00,349
Richard, I am very
disappointed in you.
286
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,312
RALPH: Cops. Cops.
287
00:17:11,108 --> 00:17:13,364
[TYRES SCREECHING]
288
00:17:13,528 --> 00:17:15,450
[SIREN WAILING]
289
00:17:20,745 --> 00:17:22,502
Jean, are you all right?
290
00:17:22,665 --> 00:17:26,379
Richie, come on, we
gotta... Oh, hi, Mr. C. See you.
291
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:30,474
Hi, officer. Uh, I'm Potsie
Weber of the school safety patrol.
292
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,556
I'm here on a special
undercover assignment.
293
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,772
Need any help?
You don't need any.
294
00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:36,318
Officer, am I glad to see you.
295
00:17:36,474 --> 00:17:38,314
These kids, they were
gonna have a drag race,
296
00:17:38,477 --> 00:17:42,534
and I came out looking
for my... son, and...
297
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:46,749
Oh, I'll bet you're wondering
what I'm doing with this flag, huh?
298
00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:49,793
Oh, no.
299
00:17:50,993 --> 00:17:53,461
- Wait. Richard-No...
- I'm right with you, Dad.
300
00:17:53,621 --> 00:17:56,552
HOWARD: You don't understand,
officer. I can explain this whole thing.
301
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,758
You see, I came out here
because my son was in a drag race.
302
00:17:59,921 --> 00:18:02,140
Now, he wasn't driving,
he doesn't even have a car.
303
00:18:02,299 --> 00:18:05,646
He had a car, but
he sold it for $25...
304
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:17,612
MAN: Ah, it's the
children's hour.
305
00:18:18,319 --> 00:18:21,749
This isn't a nice way to
spend an evening, is it?
306
00:18:21,907 --> 00:18:25,919
You could all be home,
tucked in your nice little beds,
307
00:18:26,079 --> 00:18:31,965
but you had to go out and
have a nasty old drag race.
308
00:18:32,254 --> 00:18:37,179
Now, in case you haven't heard lately,
drag racing is a no-no in this state.
309
00:18:38,637 --> 00:18:40,144
[SERGEANT SIGHS]
310
00:18:40,305 --> 00:18:43,653
You don't make
me very happy, kids.
311
00:18:46,522 --> 00:18:49,571
You're a little old for this kind
of thing, aren't you, sonny?
312
00:18:49,734 --> 00:18:53,247
I tried to explain to the
other officer. I'm his father.
313
00:18:53,406 --> 00:18:57,667
Oh, I get it. The family
that plays together...
314
00:18:57,828 --> 00:18:59,631
Sergeant, I can
explain what happened...
315
00:18:59,789 --> 00:19:02,375
You'll get your
chance to explain later,
316
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:06,554
so just hold your horses.
317
00:19:09,468 --> 00:19:11,022
- Dad...
- We'll talk when we get home.
318
00:19:11,178 --> 00:19:12,900
Boy, will we talk.
319
00:19:13,765 --> 00:19:15,403
Oh, Fonzie.
320
00:19:15,559 --> 00:19:17,280
I'm ashamed of you.
321
00:19:17,436 --> 00:19:20,284
I never expected to see
you in here for dragging,
322
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:21,912
especially against Skizzy.
323
00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:24,037
Now, don't tell me
you lost your cool.
324
00:19:24,195 --> 00:19:26,746
Hey, Skizzy
insulted a friend here.
325
00:19:26,906 --> 00:19:29,209
I mean, I just thought
it was my duty to drive.
326
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,383
Well, I guess chivalry
ain't what it used to be.
327
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,090
All right, now look, I'm
gonna call all your parents
328
00:19:35,251 --> 00:19:37,173
so they can come and get you.
329
00:19:37,337 --> 00:19:39,923
Of course, that doesn't
apply to those of you
330
00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:43,389
who get arrested
on the family plan.
331
00:19:44,471 --> 00:19:45,764
- Uh, sir.
- Yeah?
332
00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:46,975
- I'm with him.
- Who?
333
00:19:47,141 --> 00:19:48,564
- Me.
- Oh.
334
00:19:48,726 --> 00:19:52,191
Don't tell me, you're starting
your own teenage gang.
335
00:19:52,356 --> 00:19:54,409
His parents are out of town.
336
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,288
Yeah, my father won
a trip to Atlantic City
337
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,998
for having the
cleanest restrooms.
338
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:04,254
How nice. Okay,
that's it. Dragnet's over.
339
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:06,751
The Dagwood of crime, come on.
340
00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:09,598
You bring your gang
and come with me.
341
00:20:09,753 --> 00:20:12,091
I can't wait to hear your story.
342
00:20:12,256 --> 00:20:16,766
All right, everybody in the waiting
room until somebody picks you up.
343
00:20:23,103 --> 00:20:25,952
I'm sorry you got
into this, Mr. C.
344
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:29,866
Mr. C., would it make you feel any
better if I told you it was my fault?
345
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,960
I mean, I'm the one who
talked Rich into sneaking out.
346
00:20:34,869 --> 00:20:36,375
It doesn't make
any difference, huh?
347
00:20:40,334 --> 00:20:42,220
I think I'll go wash my hands.
348
00:20:47,301 --> 00:20:49,188
Well, how'd it go, dear?
349
00:20:49,345 --> 00:20:53,309
It went fine, Marion.
We'll discuss it later.
350
00:20:53,601 --> 00:20:55,404
All right.
351
00:20:55,770 --> 00:20:57,941
Isn't it way past
your bedtime, Joanie?
352
00:20:58,106 --> 00:21:01,702
It's past everybody's bedtime.
Did you punish Richie?
353
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,626
Yes, I punished him.
Now go to bed, huh?
354
00:21:04,782 --> 00:21:08,413
- What did you do to him?
- I gave him what he deserved.
355
00:21:08,578 --> 00:21:09,706
Now will you go to bed?
356
00:21:10,081 --> 00:21:13,712
Couldn't you give me a few
details? I've been waiting a long time.
357
00:21:13,876 --> 00:21:15,004
No details.
358
00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:17,591
Now, if you don't go to bed
by the time I count to three...
359
00:21:18,049 --> 00:21:20,767
- Just a hint?
- No hint.
360
00:21:20,927 --> 00:21:23,728
- Now, one, two, three.
- Good night.
361
00:21:24,974 --> 00:21:27,110
How did you punish him, Howard?
362
00:21:27,269 --> 00:21:31,577
Well, I'm the father, Marion,
and I used cool, fatherly logic,
363
00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:33,703
and gave him a just punishment.
364
00:21:33,861 --> 00:21:35,617
Grounded for life?
365
00:21:37,949 --> 00:21:40,999
I mean, what is that supposed
to mean, grounded for life?
366
00:21:41,162 --> 00:21:42,550
It means your dad's pretty mad.
367
00:21:42,705 --> 00:21:45,042
Oh, I've never seen
him this upset before.
368
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,680
Grounded for life.
369
00:21:46,836 --> 00:21:50,633
Don't take it too hard. It'll probably
blow over by the time you're 30.
370
00:21:50,883 --> 00:21:52,175
[KNOCKING]
371
00:21:55,263 --> 00:21:56,307
Come in.
372
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,024
Howard.
373
00:22:00,604 --> 00:22:02,525
Howard?
374
00:22:04,149 --> 00:22:05,989
Your father has
something to tell you.
375
00:22:09,198 --> 00:22:11,333
Howard.
376
00:22:11,826 --> 00:22:17,177
I've, uh, decided that you're
just grounded for four...
377
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:18,544
Two weeks.
378
00:22:19,919 --> 00:22:22,139
Two weeks.
379
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,799
It'll go fast.
380
00:22:23,966 --> 00:22:25,807
Thanks, Mom.
381
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,693
There, you see, you
been paroled already.
382
00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:33,815
- Yeah.
- Hey, you know, Rich,
383
00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:35,273
your dad's really neat.
384
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,952
He could have really been
tough on you, but he kept his cool.
385
00:22:41,072 --> 00:22:44,169
Do you think he could adopt
me before my father gets home?
386
00:22:49,624 --> 00:22:51,297
["SPLISH SPLASH"
PLAYING ON JUKE BOX]
387
00:22:58,385 --> 00:23:00,605
Come on, Fonz, you
can do it. Come on.
388
00:23:00,763 --> 00:23:02,021
It ain't time yet.
389
00:23:02,182 --> 00:23:04,602
I can beat you with both
hands tied behind my back.
390
00:23:04,768 --> 00:23:06,276
Yeah? Now it's time.
391
00:23:06,438 --> 00:23:08,443
Way to go, Fonz.
392
00:23:08,607 --> 00:23:10,742
That settles it. I would
have won the drag race.
393
00:23:10,901 --> 00:23:12,325
Oh, that settles nothing.
394
00:23:12,487 --> 00:23:14,742
Oh, yeah? Come on,
goofball. Let's do it again.
395
00:23:14,906 --> 00:23:17,588
- Oh, no. Oh, no.
- Fonzie is the winner.
396
00:23:17,743 --> 00:23:19,381
[CLUCKING]
397
00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:24,386
- Hey, Richie.
- Oh, hi.
398
00:23:24,544 --> 00:23:25,886
Sorry about last night.
399
00:23:26,045 --> 00:23:27,257
Oh, listen, it wasn't too bad.
400
00:23:27,422 --> 00:23:30,353
I mean, I only got grounded
for a couple of weeks.
401
00:23:31,219 --> 00:23:34,483
Hey, wait a minute. Wait
a minute. Listen, it's 5:30.
402
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:38,438
Everybody who's grounded
better beat it. Come on.
403
00:23:39,145 --> 00:23:41,033
Well, I guess I'll see
you in biology tomorrow.
404
00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:43,611
Yeah, maybe we'll
share a microscope.
405
00:23:46,405 --> 00:23:50,267
Those drag races
just kill business.
406
00:23:50,501 --> 00:23:54,718
["LITTLE WHITE CLOUD THAT
CRIED" PLAYING ON JUKE BOX]